she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
