I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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