mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I don't think brook has ever known best
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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