i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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