Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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