so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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