no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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