its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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