thus making me awesome and them whores
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
