discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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