i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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