he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
