Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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