why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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