it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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