So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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