No awkward lesbian experiences without me
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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