Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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