how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
