Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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