Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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