Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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