scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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