He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Randomize
