at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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