No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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