I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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