New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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