im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
should my penis look like a turkey
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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