my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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