rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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