but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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