you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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