theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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