Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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