i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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