I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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