Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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