we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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