i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
You need Xanax blowdarts
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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