Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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