after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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