Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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