Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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