You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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