let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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