I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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