Porn is love you can see.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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