It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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