Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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