But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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