Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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