It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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