Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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