If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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