Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
